Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Star Trek Remix

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Is it just me...

or is Obamessiah having an awfully hard time finding appointees who aren't, well, hopelessly corrupt?

Now, for the Treasury nominee not paying his taxes:

At the closed-door meeting, Mr. Geithner was contrite, several participants said. He told senators the mistakes were not intentional, but that he should have known better. The Internal Revenue Service claims by far the largest piece of the Treasury Department's budget.


(emphasis mine).

What. the. heck. This guy is going to be overseeing the Treasury and he CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY HIS OWN TAXES?

You have got to be kidding me.

Two options here:

A) Democrats are well beyond the scope of normal moral conscience.
B) Obama is incredibly dense.

I guess there could be a C)all of the above.

holy mother of all that is good and holy.

CANNOT believe this.

He'll be confirmed, don't worry. Yes, kids, someone who is clearly an uber-retard will be in charge of the Whit---Treasury.

Hope and Change - Psych! Part 5

Obama sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan!

I can hear the anti-war hippie crowd's collective gasp.

I just smile.

Haha, he fooled y'all.

Told. you. so. :P

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Freaky Crap Always Happens in Missouri

Another missing mom case...

I bet $500 million that the husband did it!! I'll make good on it, too, because those Nigerian emails said so.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Obamessiah: Let's Talk to Hamas!

Looks like the Obama administration wants to talk to terrorists. Talk to terrorists.

Are you freaking kidding me.

Obama is basically saying, "Hey, don't worry about that time when you blew up a bus full of five-year-olds," and "No worries about being connected and funded to larger terrorist states," because it's all good! Now, every violent terrorist organization from here to the North Pole is going to be clamoring for U.S. recognition and support.

um...embarrassing!

This decision on Obama's part is idiotic, pointless, and further reveals his extraordinarily-low qualifications for this job.

Wonder when Obama's gonna have Hamas over to the White House for a little game of b-ball?

My insanely stupid dog, Monte, would be a better President. And my weirdo cat, Phoebe, would be his #2.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Ah, I hear the birds singing already...

What would a world without the New York Times look like?

I personally imagine little cherubs flitting around colorful, blooming gardens and minstrels lounging by rock waterfalls and playing their lutes...unicorns, puppies, sunshine, and all that.

We could only be so fortunate.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Exactly Why Hamas Needs to Die

Hamas says Israel has "legitimized the killing of its children."

there you go, folks. The Peaceful Religion.