I'm just going to come right out and say it: Ron Paul, and his Internet Gestapo, can eat shit and die. I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Ron Paul, and how he's the only person that can save this country. Ron Paul is overrated, and quite frankly, he creeps me out.
From here.
Seriously, I know like two people who plan on voting for Ron Paul, and they are both complete dicks. And not funny dicks. I'm talking retarded, socially-defunct rejects who are chronically annoying.
Ron Paul supporters will leave comments trying to tell me how wrong I am. Then, they inevitably will:
A) mention the Constitution while simultaneously masturbating to a their Constitution screen saver/copy of the Constitution framed on their desk/picture of Ron Paul doing it with the Constitution,
B) ask me retarded rhetorical questions like "do you hate America?" or "do you like having rights?" or "do you hate big government?" in a lame attempt to get me to somehow have an epiphany that a geriatric vagina doctor that is the laughing stock of America will be the savior of the nation,
C) mention something like "Ron Paul is the only hope for America" or "Ron Paul will bring out the true America," or "I want Ron Paul to make me his sex slave," "I wish Ron Paul would do it with my mom," etc.
D) start with veiled, passive-aggressive insults such as "apparently you don't look into the issues," "when did you stop reading the issues," or "I guess you like having others decide on the issues for you," to which I will likely imply that said commenter was sexually abused as a child. This will lead to E, the part where the crazy leaks out, and the Paulites will start,
E) hurling violent insults, then going to a Ron Paul message board and complaining about how much I suck, posting a link to my site, getting other Paulites to visit and comment, and the cycle continues.
The great thing about Ron Paul supporters is that they are completely insane just below the surface. Start insulting their christ and they totally flip out. Whether it's in person, via email or a blog post, they completely lose it. He's a truther, he's an isolationist, he's a tin hat nutjob who looks at poons for a living.
The bottom line: My wussy chihuahua would intimidate Ron Paul at a debate, and win it soundly.
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The bottom line: My wussy chihuahua would intimidate Ron Paul at a debate, and win it soundly.
Really, Troll, really!
Anonymous Ron Paul supporter, a ladybug could beat Ron Paul. Corky could beat Ron Paul.
More Fun Ron Paul Facts
Ron Paul likes the smell of a yeast infection
Ron Paul uses a picture of his own ass as the wallpaper on his cell phone
Ron Paul molests underage horses
Ron Paul sleeps with a Real Doll of A-Jad
He also uses a dildo made of rolled up Constitution papers.
You know those Chuck Norris facts sites? You should start a site with Ron Paul facts.
Some More Fun Ron Paul Facts
Ron Paul like the feel of cold honey running down his back
Ron Paul once condemned Luke Skywalker for waging an illegal war on the Empire.
Ron Paul likes to french kiss his cat
Summers Eve is Ron Paul's nickname
Summer's Eve? HAHAHAHA!
That's my new nickname for Ron "Show Me Yours" Paul.
Ron Paul has a nickname for his speculum - Thomas Jefferson.
Ron Paul calls the vagina "Valley Forge."
Ron Paul diagnoses herpes with "The Redcoats are coming!"
Descendants of the Founding Fathers have had to file restraining orders against Ron Paul.
Ironic that my entry had found its way outside of Vox. I also did get a Ron Paul supporter trying to start shit with my in the comments of my entry, as well. The only person I know that plans on voting for Ron Paul had been committed to a mental institution at one point a year or so ago. So, I think that says something about Ron Paul's supporters.
RON PAUL IS A BLOWJOB
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