My Thought Twin - Ron Paul Sucks

I'm just going to come right out and say it: Ron Paul, and his Internet Gestapo, can eat shit and die. I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Ron Paul, and how he's the only person that can save this country. Ron Paul is overrated, and quite frankly, he creeps me out.

From here.

Seriously, I know like two people who plan on voting for Ron Paul, and they are both complete dicks. And not funny dicks. I'm talking retarded, socially-defunct rejects who are chronically annoying.

Ron Paul supporters will leave comments trying to tell me how wrong I am. Then, they inevitably will:

A) mention the Constitution while simultaneously masturbating to a their Constitution screen saver/copy of the Constitution framed on their desk/picture of Ron Paul doing it with the Constitution,
B) ask me retarded rhetorical questions like "do you hate America?" or "do you like having rights?" or "do you hate big government?" in a lame attempt to get me to somehow have an epiphany that a geriatric vagina doctor that is the laughing stock of America will be the savior of the nation,
C) mention something like "Ron Paul is the only hope for America" or "Ron Paul will bring out the true America," or "I want Ron Paul to make me his sex slave," "I wish Ron Paul would do it with my mom," etc.
D) start with veiled, passive-aggressive insults such as "apparently you don't look into the issues," "when did you stop reading the issues," or "I guess you like having others decide on the issues for you," to which I will likely imply that said commenter was sexually abused as a child. This will lead to E, the part where the crazy leaks out, and the Paulites will start,
E) hurling violent insults, then going to a Ron Paul message board and complaining about how much I suck, posting a link to my site, getting other Paulites to visit and comment, and the cycle continues.


The great thing about Ron Paul supporters is that they are completely insane just below the surface. Start insulting their christ and they totally flip out. Whether it's in person, via email or a blog post, they completely lose it. He's a truther, he's an isolationist, he's a tin hat nutjob who looks at poons for a living.


The bottom line: My wussy chihuahua would intimidate Ron Paul at a debate, and win it soundly.