Looks Like Hill is Losing Her Icy Grip of Death

on the upcoming election. I knew that it was only a matter of time before her real personality would shine through. (You know, her personality as in the heinous beast that masquerades around in pant suits and plastered-on smiles that barely cover her insidious eyes.) Hillary Clinton is possibly the most unlikeable person to ever run for President. It's a shame that one of the first real female presidential candidates is a total snatch.

I think people are surprised at how quickly the Democrats' top candidates are starting to melt. The Republicans were panicking at the beginning of campaign season because it looked like the Democrats had two darlings: Clinton and Obama. Slowly, though, the bright lights and entourages are losing their steam as they vainly try to cover the blemishes on Hillary Clinton's face and her black, black soul. Likewise, the warm, grandeur, too-good-too-be-true facade that Obama sails around as USS Left's Darling will surely sink in the end. A boat with many holes in it will not be able to stay afloat for long. It's just a matter of time until we have to face another decision where the Democrats' candidates fall into piles of slimy goo and we all vote for the other guy (whoever he may be) in an attempt to somehow steer our fortress off this rocky road we have unwittingly happened upon.