Leftists are Hypocrites

Where are the feminists? Where are the women's rights organizations?

Fun Ron Paul Facts

from IMAO:

Fun Facts About The Ron Paul Supporter(s)

Ron Paul supporters are easy to recognize, their signature headgear, when properly applied also keeps fat from dripping on your grill and flaring up. Also his name is Barry.

Ron Paul supporters not only appear when his name is invoked 3 times, it drives them crazy, an admittedly short trip.

The Federal Reserve killed most of Ron Paul's supporters puppies.

If you're bitten by a Ron Paul supporter if you don't become one, you do become a carrier.

Where do Ron Paul supporters have their meetups? A house of mirrors.

Ron Paul supporters never get sick and can only be killed by decapitating them. There can be/is only one.

When Ron Paul returns to the Earth, his followers believe he will restore the constitution so well that the ink will smell wet and also miraculously restore the moat around America to its pre-civil war glory.

To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of WRONGS!

Every time a bell rings a Ron Paul supporter gets his mouth very salivated.

Ron Paul supporters think everyone who doesn't support him fears him like they fear getting abducted by aliens, again.

When the feces found in the U.S. Capital was determined to be Ron Paul's, his supporters were quick to hail it the best idea, anywhere, ever and also delicious.

If Ron Paul falls in a forest, his supporter(s) will claim it's because gravity is inherently unconstitutional.

Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, the truth is they just all have the same I.P. address because... Hey! LOOK kittens!

The most ardent of Ron Paul's followers think the US government is too big when it has more people than the secret number Ron Paul has written on his magic anti-alien hemp underpants.

As Frank J. says:

"This is why it's always entertaining making fun of Ron Paul.

Do these guys just scan every website or something? Ron Paul's followers are a much more fascinating subject than Ron Paul himself."

DeoDuce Revealed

Why does everyone think I'm a dude?

Another Ron Paul Supporter strikes:

Deoduce's Attica Cellmate said...

Now I'm going to post a fake post agreeing with me. Why not? That's what you did.

"You're right. That Deoduce sure sucks a lot of cock. All he can get, I bet. But I guess you'd know that, since you're his mom and everything. I know it too, since he used to suck my cock regularly when we were in stir together."

Correction: she, her, her

Me, in black-and-white using the "stamp" effect.

*took down the picture, so people I personally know won't know it's me if they find this site.*

Now, one thing Ron Paul's two supporters don't realize is that I post Ron Paul posts purely for their response to them. I know if I put up something knocking Paul, I'll get death threats, I'll get cussed at, etc. It works every time. It's like clockwork. The only thing more regular than their response to my prodding is my period. God. They make it so easy.

Ron Paul's Supporters Are Highly Educated, Rational People

NOT!

The latest comment in a string of endless insanities from Paul supporters (see previous post):

Your Mom said...

I think you suck cock. That explains the spooge coming out of your mouth.

I hope your kids get cancer and die in front of you after suffering for a long time.

There you have it, folks. The cream of the crop.

So. much. fun.

Crazy people are endlessly entertaining.

Where is Ron Paul?

a) in jail.
b) molesting young boys.
c) both (a) and (b)
d) signing a treaty with Al-Qaeda
e) all of the above

I think all of Ron Paul's supporters were sexually abused as children...that would explain their mind-numbing devotion to a half-baked nutsack.

The Blister Down Below

I sometimes peruse the Yahoo! Answers site to answer animal-related questions. Every now and then, I see an RSS Feed on that site that advertises a question like this:

"Iv gt a blister/spot dwn below help?

i dno wat it is i aint had sex bt av bin fingerd is it a sti or jst a cloged pore help plzzzzzzzz"

And the wonderful, encouraging answers by the genius community of Yahoo! Answerers:

1. EWWWWW.... MAYBE YOU ARE MESSED UP!

2. sounds like herpes go to the dr

Brilliant.

Castro Kicks It; Sun Shines Brighter

Ding Dong the dick is dead!

What the Hell?

Crazy Muslims and their Suicide Bomber version of Sesame Street:



Nice bee costume, jerks.

WTF?

Pee and Poo Dolls!

Dems Become Neo-Socialists

Democratic Presidential Candidates are appearing at crazy, wacko, socialist dumps like the Kos Convention.

I think it's a big mistake for the Democrats. Being clearly strong-armed by the psycho-commies will alienate a lot of traditional Dems.

What do you think?

Dog the Bounty Hunter Freed

Finally.

If I had balls, Mexico could lick them!

*update* Looks like Dog is coming to the Saint Louis area in a few weeks...we are hoping to make it to his book signing.

Obama Wants to Invade Pakistan

Ok, maybe I just don't understand the far Left, but don't they want to bring all troops home?

Stunning.

Obama: I will take troops out of Iraq, send them to Afghanistan, deploy more troops, and send some to Pakistan.

Pinkos: Doh!

Taking bets on how long it takes for Obama to lose his crazy supporters and change his stance on the WoT.

I'm betting <1 month.

I just realized: Obama bin Barrack has a better foreign policy than Ron Paul!

Juice on the Loose!

Oje!