Fnially, a post about Ninjas!

Ninjas strike in Florida!!!!

If ninjas robbed me, I would be like "freaking awesome!"

Canadian Beer Drinkers Causing Global Warming?

Story here.

"People need to understand the impact of their lifestyles," British environmental consultant Joanna Yarrow tells New Scientist magazine. "Clearly the environmental implications of having a frivolous luxury like a beer fridge are not hitting home. This research helps inform people — let's hope it has an effect."

Emphasis mine.

DUDE. A beer fridge is NOT a frivolous luxury, especially when you live in freakin' far left Canadaland. If I had to trudge around in snow, listen to my nanny government whine at me and tax the crap out of my hard-earned money, and stare at mounties and mooses all day, you freakin' bet I would have like 20 beer fridges. Joanna Yarrow clearly is a leftist twat who doesn't know what a hard life is in Canada.

Canada, drink up and buy more beer fridges!

Stupid B***h Part 2

Hillary is saying now that she won't cross CBS picket lines in order to support the striking writers. Aka, I-suck-at-debates-and-am-looking-for-any-way-out-of-this-
next-one.

What a freakin' whore! I am so pissed at her.

Stupid B***h

Hillary Clinton is such a twat.

If she keeps acting like a whiny little bitch, Obama's gonna get the nomination. I think that could be bad for the Republicans. However, Obama has proven himself to be an idiot in the areas of healthcare and foreign policy. I still think that Obama is more electable than Hildabeast, though, mostly because he doesn't come across as a shrill, dried-out battleaxe.

My Thought Twin - Ron Paul Sucks

I'm just going to come right out and say it: Ron Paul, and his Internet Gestapo, can eat shit and die. I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Ron Paul, and how he's the only person that can save this country. Ron Paul is overrated, and quite frankly, he creeps me out.

From here.

Seriously, I know like two people who plan on voting for Ron Paul, and they are both complete dicks. And not funny dicks. I'm talking retarded, socially-defunct rejects who are chronically annoying.

Ron Paul supporters will leave comments trying to tell me how wrong I am. Then, they inevitably will:

A) mention the Constitution while simultaneously masturbating to a their Constitution screen saver/copy of the Constitution framed on their desk/picture of Ron Paul doing it with the Constitution,
B) ask me retarded rhetorical questions like "do you hate America?" or "do you like having rights?" or "do you hate big government?" in a lame attempt to get me to somehow have an epiphany that a geriatric vagina doctor that is the laughing stock of America will be the savior of the nation,
C) mention something like "Ron Paul is the only hope for America" or "Ron Paul will bring out the true America," or "I want Ron Paul to make me his sex slave," "I wish Ron Paul would do it with my mom," etc.
D) start with veiled, passive-aggressive insults such as "apparently you don't look into the issues," "when did you stop reading the issues," or "I guess you like having others decide on the issues for you," to which I will likely imply that said commenter was sexually abused as a child. This will lead to E, the part where the crazy leaks out, and the Paulites will start,
E) hurling violent insults, then going to a Ron Paul message board and complaining about how much I suck, posting a link to my site, getting other Paulites to visit and comment, and the cycle continues.


The great thing about Ron Paul supporters is that they are completely insane just below the surface. Start insulting their christ and they totally flip out. Whether it's in person, via email or a blog post, they completely lose it. He's a truther, he's an isolationist, he's a tin hat nutjob who looks at poons for a living.


The bottom line: My wussy chihuahua would intimidate Ron Paul at a debate, and win it soundly.

Hildascreech an Embarrassment to Women Everywhere

Because she can't even answer real questions...

Seriously, what a bitch.

MSNBC and Ron Paul

Nov. 2: Despite being at the bottom of the poll rankings, Paul is doing pretty well with fundraising, having taken in over $5 million last quarter. He also has a huge online following. Los Angeles Times columnist Joel Stein took a close look at what he calls "The Ron Paul Revolution" in this week's Time magazine.

What’s with the Ron Paul revolution?

Joel Stein and Tucker make some interesting comments on the "Ron Paul Revolution."


Stein: "There are a lot of freaks out there."

As Stein also points out, Ron Paul is a big hit among truthers/conspiracy wackos, and far left anarchists. Sounds like a solid guy to me!