Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Please Explain it to Me

Either on talk radio or in person, not one single Obama supporter has been able to tell me why they are voting for him, other than the tag lines from his commercials or his TV station "Obama's Plan for America," which made me throw up in my mouth.

Prerequisites for explaining why you support Obama:

1. Cannot use the word "change."
2. Cannot use the word "Bush."

Every single time an Obama supporter tells me why they are voting for Dear Leader, I am able to refute them usually within 60 seconds (unless you are supporting him because of gay rights and/or abortion rights, in which case you are just really screwed up). Come on. Taxes, war, the economy, anything. Using the prerequisites above, no one has been able to tell me precisely why they are voting for Obama. I am on the edge of my seat.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hope.

Anonymous said...

Tax cuts for the middle class. Making those liberal cesspools colleges more affordable.

Anonymous said...

Right, because only Obama supporters are uninformed. I'm sorry you don't like the fact that we actually like our candidate. I'm sorry that to us he isn't just "the lesser of two evils".

McCain can't even control his own machine. He has Palin whipping up the xenophobic hatred of "real" America, and "Joe the Plumber" touring the nation telling McCain voters that voting for Obama means the death of Israel. As if these people really know anything about Israel anyway. Hell, to some of them the death of Israel might not be a bad thing (see the story of the two skinheads who hatched a crackpot plan to kill Obama).

Deoduce said...

You still didn't explain why you are supporting Obama.